Est. recently · Atlantic Canada
Rare plantsfor people who haveeverything else.
A private nursery of twelve specimens, each chosen, observed and recorded. Weird, on purpose. Expensive, on principle.
Our position
We do not sell plants. We place them. Every specimen in the collection is chosen, observed and recorded. So is every visitor.
The collection
Twelve specimens.
None of them ordinary.
The Lure
Dionaea muscipula
It wants to be touched. Do not.
$4,200
Tarpit
Sarracenia purpurea
Slow. Sticky. Patient.
$6,800
The Canary
Epipremnum aureum ‘Neon’
If it droops, something in the house is wrong.
$1,900
Decoy
Lithops karasmontana
Indistinguishable from a stone. Priced as a stone would be, if stones were priced like this.
$3,300 the pair
Low Interaction
Mammillaria hahniana
Asks nothing. Gives nothing. Our most imitated piece.
$2,750
High Interaction
Goeppertia orbifolia
Requires a dedicated member of your household. We can supply one.
$11,500
Sandbox
A sealed terrarium, various
A closed world. What happens inside cannot affect your home. In theory.
$18,000
The Original
Epipremnum aureum
A cutting of a cutting of the original pothos.
Price on application
Sinkhole
Monstera deliciosa
The holes are intentional. We charge by the hole.
$7,400
Air Gap
Tillandsia xerographica
No soil. No pot. No connection to anything.
$2,200
Zero Day
Epiphyllum oxypetalum
Blooms once, without warning, for a single night.
$24,000
Fiddle, Distressed
Ficus lyrata
Has dropped every leaf twice. We consider this a signature.
$9,900
Services
Care, at a level
the plant did not ask for.
Concierge Hydration
A member of our team arrives weekly with still water at room temperature and a quiet manner. The plant is not rushed.
$480 a monthSoil Sommelier
A guided tasting of six substrates, with notes. “Peat, forward. A long mineral finish. Hints of the forest floor in October.”
$350 a sittingCertificate of Provenance
A signed and numbered certificate confirming the specimen's origin. Issued by us, on the authority of us.
$275Botanical Horoscope
A personal reading for each specimen, so that repotting is never attempted in retrograde.
$120 a quarterRehoming Fee
We do not sell plants. We place them. The rehoming fee reflects the care we take in letting go.
From $900Bereavement
Should a specimen pass, a handwritten note and a period of respectful silence from our team.
Complimentary
In print
Honeypot Houseplants Quarterly
Our journal of plants, pots and the people who are ready for them. Subscriptions are full.
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